In Weeks 3 and 4, Items are judged by emailing them to cakefaeries *at* gmail.com or sheilachainstory *at* gmail.com ^_^
You can still send Weeks 1 and 2 items to there, though superlatives for that period have already been scored, and will not be rescored if people send us more (meaning that you'd get somewhat less points for them if they are 2 weeks late :), but still *some* points ^_^ )
G, H, I: TRIPLE-SIZED SECTION ON: CHAINWRITING
Each for [2] Write the next line to:
1) Two tentacled bunnies amble...
2) If a crooked cook is caught...
3) Troublesome Tribbles Behaving Academically...
4) Sphaghettonification is the opposite of ...
5) Trouble Tiptoeing? Become Airborne! ...
6) The despicative-optative mood was invented by ...
7) Techno-Tortoises Become Actors...
8) They don't have faces, so that one on the left can't be looking its colleague in the eye. ...
9) Tanker Tows Britain Away...
10) The Milton Keynes Butter Robots...
Illustrate each line for [4]:
11) Mr Paranoid lived behind a triple-locked door in Paranoidville.
12) The dogs in Paranoidville are Paranoid.
13) The cats in Paranoidville are Paranoid.
12) The birds in Paranoidville are Very Paranoid.
13) Even the worms in Paranoidville are Paranoid...
14) (Though being at the bottom of the food chain, this is Not So Surprising...)
Each for [2]: find the standard second lines to the following, with [4] per one-upping of each (3 per item max).
15) 'Twas brillig and ye slythy toves'...
16) 'Everything that begins with the letter M'...
17) 'The Walrus and the Carpenter were walking close at hand'...
18) 'Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart'...
19) 'When you see someone putting on his Big Boots'...
20) 'It's not much of a tail'...
21) 'Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were'...
22) 'It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce'...
23) 'Not even the mention of sage and onions made her suspicious'...
24) 'She called it 'Kitty,' but Kitty called herself'...
25) 'In the time of swords and periwigs and full-skirted coats with flowered lappets - when gentlemen wore'...
Each for [5]: Write opening paragraphs for each of the given titles:
26) Time Travelling Beaver Astronauts
27) They Took Back Antares!
28) The Terrible Threat of the Bionic Aardvark
29) Write follow-up paragraphs for chainstories started here (available from the Judges) [1 point per reasonable-sized sentence.]
30) Actually finish one of these chain stories in a coherent manner [8].
31) Most coherent story made by linking all of your team's other answers to this section so far with single sentences.
32) Find 1-sentence decision-nodes to turn all chain fragments in this section into a Choose Your Own Adventure Story [2 per node]
33) Write meanings for the TTBA acronym that are one or both of amusing or Sci-Fi related and have not yet to date been used by CUSFS [1 point per 2 meanings]
34) Write variations on `supercallifragilisticexpialidocious' which answer or describe items on this List [3 points per each reasonable such]
J Email us Art/Sketches!
Design crests for the following Cambridge Colleges:
1) Pelby [4]
2) Lamarck College [4]
3) St Radagund's College [4]
4) Boniface College Cambridge [4]
5) Brakespeare College [4]
6) Fisher College [4]
7) Flopsy College [4]
8) St Botolph's College [4]
9) St Cedd's College [4]
10) St Dunstan's College [4]
11) St Swithin's College [4]
12) Weirdsister College [4]
13) Wetmarsh College [4]
14) Chutney Essex [4]
15) Sophocleston [4]
16) Immanuilkleymorbartaque's Sports Field [6]
17) The Winnie-the-Pooh College Pembroke Society [6]
[Bonus +2 for each crest that is given a motto]
L LISTENY
1) The CakeFaeries webpage has an array of around 40 badges at the end, various of which haven't been drawn yet. Send us sketches of suggestions for these badges [10 points per badge].
2) The Geek, Lighter Hearted Soc and Subculture badges's buttons will likely use multiple subimages in the manner of, say, Queens' or Pembroke's crest :) Send us complete pieces of original graphic art for these subcrests [20 points each, maximum 10].
3) Provide evidence that you've read at least a few of the elementary online Listeny CakeFaerie resources [8].
4) In your own words, explain what SafeOut is [8].
5) Deliver pieces of cake to local CakeFaerie room addresses [4 per address].
6) Find a person wearing a CakeFaerie badge and cake them [5 per person, 10 if not known to you previously.]
7) Explain why Survivors, Currently Bullied People and Closeted People often want/only accept Allies acting along the lines of AVEN (Asexual Visibility and Education Network) rather than in other current-world conceptions of Ally [2 points per reason].
K DUELLY
Write in explaining tactics for:
1) Evading multiple pursuers.
2) Evading faster pursuers.
3) 'vanishing' in the urban environment.
4) Using being of relatively saller size to pummel one's opponent in an urban waterfight.
[In each case, 1 point per sufficiently distinct tactic, double if accompanied by a relevant sketch.]
5) Week 1 and 2's Duelly items -- duel challenges, winning, losing, drawing, ambushing, using the wind... -- remain open for scoring points for the rest of term.
M METAGAMING
Currently the following means of scoring double are available.
* Item made out of Fondant, or in the form of a cake that the Hunty Judges can keep and hand out to further CakeFaeries.
* Item accompanied by suitable Epic Music.
* Animate-Item wearing Its Own Little Hat.
* Conventionally Inanimate Item rendered Animate by use of Googly Eyes :)
[Doubles are *not* cumulative]
1) Suggest new means of scoring double, which must be Safe, Affordable and Practicable (including for mass use), such that each lies within the sphere of interest of precisely 1 of Bakey, Scouty, Listeny, Silly, and Duelly CakeFaeries :) [2 per candidate means of scoring double, +10 per matching set of 5].
2) Ditto but which lies within precisely 2 of these spheres of interest [4 per candidate means of scoring couble, + 20 per matching set of 10].
3) Ditto, but for 3 spheres of interest [6 for each, + 30 per matching set].
4) Ditto but for 4 [8 for each, +40 per matching set].
5) Ditto but for 5 [10 for each].
[To score fully, such doubles should be expressed around as concisely as the above currently-certified set of doubles :-)]